-----♊-----Roy G. Biv*-----♋-----: Archive

Apr 29th

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who would’a guessed it? i like anal. ;P

Apr 28th

you are the luh to my vuhh.*

i love you. <3

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Apr 27th

my girlfriend is the cutest thing ever.*

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Eating Out My Girlfriend While She Was on Her...

hellocati: mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is eating out my girlfriend while she was on her period. She warned me that her red juices were flowing, but I told her I wanted to eat her anyway. It was the grossest, nastiest experience ever. I probably swallowed many ounces of blood and the smell was terrible. I literally am no longer attracted to her anymore. I don’t even feel...

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When someone tries to insult you online but they...

my-eyes-wont-lie:

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Birthday guessssesss.*

1. What color is it? - All kinds of colors. 2. Does it breath? - Yes. 3. Is it a dog? - No. 4. Is it an animal? - Nope. 5. Can I name it? - No. 6. Is it a plant? - No. 7. Can it reallllly breath? - NOOO! 8. Is it a human? - it has to do with a human… 9. Are you artificially inseminating me? - no. 10. Are we adopting a kid? - nope. DAMMNNIIIIT. WHAT BREATHES, ISN’T AN ANIMAL,...

Apr 27th

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I Didnt Get Birthday Head Or Birthday...

it wasn’t my fault peopleeee!!! we got home and she was like, “let’s watch a movie and take a nappppp.” she talked all day about putting it in my butt and comatose-ing me and all that shittt… i’m still standing. ;)

Apr 27th

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